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Collecting Mexican Insurance

SO, last weekend my friend struck gold when he collected insurance money for his "stolen" Toyota Camry. Since he is too lazy to sell his car, or even flush the fuckin toilet for that matter, he was praying for his car to get stolen or perhaps get struck by lightning. But after several months of no burglaries or even attempted thefts to his car, he finally gave up. I mean, sometimes i am astonished at how lazy this man can be.haha. He purposely leaves his car unlocked in El Cajon, just so someone can take this car off his hands. This is where i come in.. It was friday night, i finally had enough of him complaining about his car "problem", so I say " Naz give me your fuckin keys!!!". He chucks em at me and we start up this pimp mobile. I had no idea where i was going, but i started driving further and further south on I-5. Finally there was no more road to drive, we have reached the Mexican Border. We usually park at the border and walk into T.J. for them dank ass tacos or slut infested nightclubs.. But this time i threw Naz for a loop, i actually drove past BP into the promise land. I drove until we reached a vacant area that looked to be a dumb in the middle of nowhere. A steep downward hill was nomore than 10ft ahead of us.. As soon as i stopped we both had the same exact thought going through our immature heads. We got out of the car, took off the plates, and put it in neutral." Bye Bye Car". We took a cab back to Poway and never looked back.. the next morning Naz and I wake up to find his car missing.. "what happend?". He calls the fuzz and reports it, very emotionaly i might add. Oscar worthy. Gives insurance co. a call and 3 weeks later the money will start rollin in!!.. $11000 to be exact.. We should have done this years ago... My new hobbie

Smells Like Bacon

Its a shame what the police force has come to represent, they used to be all about protecting the citizens in their city(well except for that Rodney King thing, and hundered other cases), but now everytime anyone sees a patrol car lurking the streets, the first knee jerk reaction is to look guilty, we cant help it... no matter what we are doing, we always look like were guility of something when a police car strolls by. But recenlty i witnessed a man get pulled over for not wearing his seatbelt,(something u would think would be a minor offene), but 10 min later i see 4 other cop cars pull up on the scene.. for a FUCKIN SEATBELT TICKET!!!! Either the San Diego Police Department are bored as shit, or this guy musta been a fugitive on the run from Nigeria(he was black). This system is so currupt, they force us to be on our best behaviour by using their authority to scare us. It seems like cops have a quata to reach everyday, so they pull people over for the dumbest shit. "Excuse me sir, You're visor shouldn't be down, its not sunny".. heres a ticket".) FUCK YOU PO PO... From now on look as guilty as u possibly can, they cant arrest us ALL...... can they?